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Poon

someone who ignores someones phone calls and acts like a little bitch
Brad likes to call ross a poon when he ignores his phone calls
by SuckMyDyckkkk August 22, 2011
mugGet the Poonmug.

Out-poon

To bed more ladies than your fellow man
Damn! How the fuck does Johnny do it? I bet he out-poons Wilt Chamberlin!
by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024
mugGet the Out-poonmug.

poon

a name you can call someone that literally means any kind of insult
by rad rachael March 2, 2019
mugGet the poonmug.

Poon Flap

When the crease underneath the muffin top smells like cheese
Bro¹: yo i was with ogirl last night and she had a "poon flap"
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao
by SMOF 1st June 2, 2023
mugGet the Poon Flapmug.

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't
"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
by nav's mum March 24, 2017
mugGet the Fake Poon Landingmug.

birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday
Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon
by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019
mugGet the birthday poonmug.

poon platoon

a name given to a guy's group of side chicks.
He asked me to be friends with benefits.... more like "will you join my poon platoon?"
by swamarama11 August 1, 2016
mugGet the poon platoonmug.

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