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Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
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Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011
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Poon

You slay poon #kingpoon
by Kingpoon April 4, 2017
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poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.
by bootybasher January 7, 2011
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Poon

by Penguinz40 May 17, 2016
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poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.
After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.
by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021
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poon peddler

nathan turned into a poon peddler because he needs money!
by black_cloud January 2, 2011
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