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prison pie

What you get to eat, if you go to prison.

A hairy pie hole.
Get over here, beotch, and eat you some o' mah prison pie.

(Then the victim whimpers like a bitch curr w/ tears in its eyelids and says, "Yes, master.")
by Assex 776 January 3, 2008
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pietrosanti

An Italianate, who refuses to admit when they're wrong, large in size, moody at times. Usually found in an authentic Italian rester aunt, eating or mingling. Also an obsession with their car may be a tell-tale sign you've found a pietrosanti.
Damn, that pietrosanti is really in a bad mood tonight, usually he eats with a fork... not his hands.
by Alex DoubleU March 11, 2008
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Admiral Piett

Piett was a loyal Imperial officer aboard Darth Vader's flagship, the Executor, during the Hoth campaign. As an attentive Captain aboard the Super Star Destroyer, he was more creatively minded than his by-the-manual superior, Admiral Ozzel. After Ozzel committed a fatal mistake during the hunt for the Rebels, Darth Vader promoted Piett to Admiral in his place.
Piett served in this capacity during the Battle of Endor. He perished aboard his vessel when a wayward A-wing starfighter crashed into the Executor's bridge.
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by P.redeckis June 11, 2006
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spider pie

A vagina so hairy that one cannot begin to get a visual on the skin.
Regina had a monster spider pie, but Jeriputo dug in with his tongue!
by slapaho jones March 25, 2007
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Dusty Pie

Describing the vaginal area of a girl who doesn't get any action. In other words, her pie is dusty.
Guy1-"God damn Shaniqua is such a prude bitch."
Guy2-"Hell yeah, she has the dustiest pie in school!!"

Guy1- "Laquisha definitely has a dusty pie; she won't fuck me for shit!!"
Guy2- "Sorry to tell you this man but i hit that box every day."
by Mandeezy Waaa August 20, 2009
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cream pie

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!
Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.
by Fred October 11, 2003
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Peak Piece

Midruto Watcher: One Piece is mid
Chad: No, its peak
Hey have you watched peak piece
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