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phone jones

Someone who loves to talk on da phone
Steve has been on the phone for three hours he really got a phone jones
by dogmeatz January 18, 2008
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Does your phone do this...

A cheap and very dull joke often played out by silly little girls. After a telephone conversation, the female says.. "Does your phone do this..." and then hangs up, leaving the intelligent male baffled as to exactly what is happening as he hangs on, waiting for the stupid female to talk back, but of course she has gone!
Toni: "Hey Geoff, does your phone do this..."
<silence>
Geoff: "What?"
Geoff: "Hello...?"
Geoff: "Helloooo...?"
Geoff: "Bi-atch!!"
by John Lidgley May 23, 2008
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zack morris phone

Remember Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell and his big ass cell phone? Well, anyone with an old ass phone that is lacking todays features has a Zack Morris Phone
Sorry I couldnt get that video you sent me, I have a Zack Morris Phone
by Trent Rockwell September 6, 2007
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phone sitting

a practice refined by "captain morgan".........drunken action where your cell phone is up your ass while you act like a biatch thinking about doing the brad.
Morgan was in deep phone sitting on new years eve while dreaming about doing the brag at the Borgata
by the lobe January 3, 2005
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Phone Relations

This is a special kind of relationship, between two long distant people, who have never met in person...usually starting with normal conversation and ending with duel masturbation. On rare occasions it is only a masturbation (phone sex) session. Sometimes only a weekend type of deal.
Steven and Susan are phone friends, they share phone relations.
by dreamer8402 April 16, 2009
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Phone Aids

Something that Brennen has.
Me: Brennen you have phone aids.
Brennen: What are phone aids?
Me: You're too young Brennen.
by a cr33p3r January 8, 2012
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cell phone whip

To assault a person utilizing a cellular phone as a weapon. Similar to a pistol whip.
In order to avoid assault, I cell phone whipped him, into unconciousness.

Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!
by black jesus July 23, 2005
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