A game where players run around holding "guns" that look a lot more like garden hose attachments. These "guns" are known for being extremely inaccurate, as opposed to those in airsoft. Players deem themselves "manly" or "cool" by grinning and guffawing at the collection of bruises and other injuries they sustain from the "sport." Most participants play because they enjoy having fluid splashed and squirted all over them. It is mostly played by rich, brainless adolescents who find that the "tactics" they learn have little to no application outside the sport. The most extreme players usually wear matching jumpsuits and what appear to be either Motocross or Master Cheif helmets. Both of which are often referred to as being gay.
It is a requirement for all organized paintballing that all players (or "ballers" as they call themselves, which also has a gay connotation) be of the white breed of human. Participants are routinely checked during a game to make sure they are of white descent. In an attempt to "cover their asses," most "ballers" insist that it can be played by people of all races. Indeed, this is completely untrue.
It is a requirement for all organized paintballing that all players (or "ballers" as they call themselves, which also has a gay connotation) be of the white breed of human. Participants are routinely checked during a game to make sure they are of white descent. In an attempt to "cover their asses," most "ballers" insist that it can be played by people of all races. Indeed, this is completely untrue.
Paintball players include lacrosse players and most of those snowboarders you see who are really bad.
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Another colloquial term for pot. Usually referred to as "green paint" as not to get mixed up with actual paint.
Similar usage
to paint- getting high
painted-got high
painting-currently getting high
painter-much more respectable term for pothead or someone who gets high
Similar usage
to paint- getting high
painted-got high
painting-currently getting high
painter-much more respectable term for pothead or someone who gets high
Dude, do you have any paint?
Yo man, I'm going to go paint later on, wanna come?
I think I painted a little too much yo, i can't stand straight!
Yo man, I'm going to go paint later on, wanna come?
I think I painted a little too much yo, i can't stand straight!
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Steve: You go paintballing this weekend?
Rick: Hell no. Can't get a decent head shot worth shit with paintball. I went airsofting
Rick: Hell no. Can't get a decent head shot worth shit with paintball. I went airsofting
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by exocomp February 4, 2018
Get the painted mug.when a guy is so drunk that when he goes to take a piss, he can't control himself, thus pissing everywhere and anywhere around him.
"last night, my roomate went out to a bar, and this morning i found out that he had been painting the walls.
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