ethiopian titties

When a young woman's titties sag to the belly button and their nipples point downward they are ethiopian titties.
Did you see that female that moved in the apartment next door, she got ethiopian titties. Tits breasts boobs hooters
by pookie_1 March 16, 2016
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pig-titties

Titties that are the equivalent size of piggies.
John: Bruh, that girl over there got them PIG-TITTIES.
Shamal: Wuh?
John: Yeh, them tits is the size of piggies.
by ronkusheith May 22, 2010
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tittie tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a woman he/she chose to marry just because she was sexually enticing.

Also see toochis tax
-Did you hear Dan and Barbara are getting divorced after only ten months?

-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 01, 2009
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Titty Punch

That act of using ones tit(s) as an impact weapon. Used in an aggressive manner to settle a dispute or to assert dominance.
That girl straight up titty punched her.
by Pixiepower March 20, 2015
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titty sprinkles

The act of ejaculating on a hot bitches titties.
I picked up this hot bitch at the bar. I took her back to the flat and gave her some titty sprinkles.
by qwerty5 October 06, 2007
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BUMPING TITTIES

by Mark April 15, 2003
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Tittie Sprinkles

noun A silky smooth type of cat without a care in the world who will gladly come at you hard and dirty like a spider monkey.
They call me "Tittie Sprinkles". I enjoy short walks to the fridge, ice cold beverages, and the occasional threesome. Sometimes for fun I will steal a horse, glue an ice cream cone to its head and ride it naked with a belt tied around my neck singing "It`s raining men". I know some people think thats weird. Fuck that. I like unicorns. Anyway, if you feel that I might be someone who could go and do proper funk work on you, give me a call on my cell. You should be able to find my number in the men`s room of your local bar, or a phone booth, or a jail cell. I look forward to meeting you. You dirty dirty bitches.
by Henry Gondorf April 04, 2008
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