burn a number

To ask if you want to smoke a joint. Circa 1960's - 1970's

Hey you want to go burn a number.
joint weed smoke

by Betty Bash May 11, 2018

number three

Using your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet, long after you've finished going number one or two.

Man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He must be going number three.

by marcobenvoglio June 16, 2016

it takes a number

when it takes a lot, or when it takes any other number.

also a song by romare.

this dj is great. he's spinnin a tune by romare. it's called it takes a number!

by therealpurdyboy December 29, 2016

Number 3

Slang for diarrhea.

As a resulting of eating that bad chili, I had to go Number 3 in the toilet all day.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019

Chauncey's Number

Not to be confused with the term Chauncy, which is not even similar.

Chauncey's number is the amount of time between when ant item, person or animal enters the world and when it inevitably touches a penis. This number is lower for girls named Kandi.

"Man, Stormi's Chauncey's Number is like, 15 years. She's wild."

"Bro, when we were skinny dipping, that turtle found out it's Chauncey's Number. Nasty."

by Samuel Gmoney October 24, 2019

Number 1

could be used in place of the word urinating or used to describe the act of doing so, usually in a childish setting

Kid: yo i gotta take a fat number 1
Kid 2: electric boogaloo

by Thot-Be-Gone 9000 November 4, 2019

Number Five

Chubby Ass Hat

Number Five Is not used in a sentence dumbass

by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020