your mom

Is a raging homosexual.
She told me last night when I attempted to bang her.

Whose that raging homosexual?

Your mom

by yourmom(ha ah) May 2, 2011

Your Mom

An incredibly attractive woman. She turns heads when she walks in a room, and her ass is so fat it make people tear up. ;-;

"Your mom is so hot"
"ikr"

by An account June 3, 2022

Your mom

Your mom is a fucking dick

Dude, your mom!

by RAIL ME HARDER March 5, 2022

Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts

"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"

by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018

Your self

Ugly, very ugly!

Friend 1: hey you are ugly
Friend 2: do you mean your self!

by LYLAwasHERE December 26, 2020

your mom

what my friend Lucas says all the time

Me- who was the first president?
Lucas- Your mom

by justindanieldomowenlucasnick November 23, 2019

Your mom

"Your Mom" Is a type of cow that tends to be much heavier than most cows, often exceeding the weight limit on public roads

Is that a cow?

No, that's your mom

by Chicken nuggie 4 January 24, 2022