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noah

noah is a fake country boy who cheats on you and calls and texts you and pretends he didn't do anything wrong he will seem sweet and loving and caring and loyal at first but once you get a little further in the relationship he stars to chest on you and treats you like shit and once you block him on everything he tries to say he changed (yet he didnt) and yeah dont ever trust a noah he only cares about himself and he is soooo ugly
"omg that's noah🤢"
by ducky you October 7, 2020
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Noah Pelea

Noah pelea is a sexy man with a big fat horse cock. He pulls chicks left and right but chooses to fuck kumu lehua instead. His ballsack looks like lukes head. He throws 90mph on the mound and throws baseballs up my asshole.
Noah pelea buttfucked me with a baseball
by niggatoad January 24, 2022
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Noah's arking

Shitting in the shower and watching in go with the flood
He shit in the shower and watched it go with the flood, he was noah's arking
by Maverick_007 January 6, 2022
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Noah abu fadel

He’s the best person in the entire world because he makes people feel special and pretty. He is the reason some people wake up in the morning, and the reason some people can’t sleep at night. Noah is peoples everything.
You could be pretty cool but you’re not cool as Noah Abu Fadel.
by avery223 March 22, 2022
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Noah

smelly, ugly, but hole, and is demanding when wanting to date someone who does not feel comfortable with him
Noah: Go out with me

Girl: I don't like you

Noah: Pleaseee!!

Girl:Noo

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by blondyballerina December 31, 2011
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Noah

A gay prostitute with hair like a loo brush and shit at all sport. Also has no penis.
That dumbass is such a Noah
by Haccker123 March 6, 2014
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