salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.

Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.

by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023

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salt in your fore skin

a mid evil torture method that puts salt in your fore skin it hurts you tiny penis really bad

i will put salt in your fore skin

no daddy no

by the cool Agustise the 2nd December 8, 2021

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Salt Party

A social event in which every person covers themselves in an inch of table salt and licks it off each other in a penis-alada fashion.

E.g. When Grant has a salt party and covers his ham in seasoning

by Little woody December 12, 2013

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Salt and Pepper Poly

A couple that dates other singles couples or groups as a pair.

They are salt and pepper poly, you can't date one without the other.

by Roofus-Maximus October 10, 2022

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Salted Frosty

Semen coming out a guys ass hole after getting pounded under a palm tree.

Shit man, Cloyce is at it again! He taking it in the ass again under neath the palm trees. Man that’s disgusting! Ya let’s go inside and get outta here. Ya I can’t take listening to Cloyce scream like that. Oh my God, he’s done and now following us!

Cloyce get the fuck outta here. Oh and dude pull your pants up bro. U got a SALTED FROSTY coming out your ass!

by MeatBalloons November 17, 2022

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