morning suckoff

The act of which a person's penis is sucked off in the morning.

When he got out of bed, Jim was wandering around the house in the hopes that his wife would give him a morning suckoff.

by thewildone June 28, 2011

morning bulge

When a guy has an erection in the morning and it forms a bulge in his pants

My older brother always wakes up with a morning bulge

by tory borty April 30, 2013

Morning wedgie

The act of a guy grabbing the back of another guys underwear band and pulling it upwards . Always both guys ; 2 . A wedgie performed between the hours of 7:00am and 11:00am ; 3. A morning ritual between older brother to younger brother ( or on rare occasions vice versa) this ritual is often turned in to a "daddy drinking game" . Meaning every time dad has a cup of coffee a wedgie is performed on the person on the receiving side of the waistband .

Joe : Good morning kiddo . Dads already had 2 cups of coffee and your overdue .
George: wait are we doing my regular daily wedgie, because we didn't do the last 2 days, or are we playing morning wedgie ?
Joe: morning wedgie . I have to catch up on the last 2 days aswell . . . SOOO .

George: ok .

by David fartshorter January 1, 2014

Morning Wettie

A morning woodie for girls. When you wake up wet as fuck.

Omg I woke up with the wettest morning wettie!

by Hetril August 3, 2016

morning biscut

When you give a girl head in the morning, or whenever she wakes up.

"Tristan gave me a morning biscut and I couldn't have started my day off any better."

by cheetonoodle May 14, 2018

Morning glory seeds

most commonly used as a reference to the seeds of Ipomoea Tricolor, a species known for its content of the psychoactive compound LSA. It is mainly used by anyone in r/LSA

"Yo man I was searching on Ebay for untreated Morning glory seeds and these ones seem legit."

by libertyprimeisonline October 19, 2020

team morningwood

Girls who use their mouths to take care of their boyfriends or husbands with morningwood

I did my duty for Team Morningwood and sucked Billy's cock when I woke up this morning.

by Billy D. Williams December 13, 2007