mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .

He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Mental Crohn's

In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.

"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."

by bigmak93 September 12, 2015

Mentally Deaf

Someone who wants your help or wants to talk but does not listen to a thing you say or try to remember it
(cont.) Someone who has no clue what's good for them or not
Dumb Ignorant

I tried helping her the other day but she didn't listen, ugh, she's mentally deaf I swear

by BigPapaPeenMan April 7, 2019

Spite monkey mentality

Regular teenage behavior

Not getting along with your family is considered spite monkey mentality.

by Threescore August 26, 2016

Mental Sotardation

A person with a mental deficiency beyond any humanly normal retard levels.

This is a severe case of mental sotardation.

by black_dude October 23, 2012

Mentally 17

The phrase was coined by 2hollis discord user "toasti" after he was asked "im 16 is that ok?" by fellow 2cord member "crash"

"I can still fuck her bro im mentally 17"

by magazineboy223 August 2, 2025

small penis mentality

Any mod, admin, or CEO who loves power tripping on their dictating social networking sites. They love to ban and mute you if you comment things they don't like/piss them off.

Spez, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg all have small penis mentality, actually.

by Shiine-1 March 2, 2025