men

the most useless people on the planet.

anna- "hey, wanna go hunt some men?"

jade- "no, they're useless."

by ughhstfu November 8, 2022

Mr. Mens

When a teacher who teaches a lame ass subject makes the class everyone's favorite, regardless of the curriculum.

My English teacher is such a Mr. Mens! I love him more than my wife and two kids!

by cumguxxlerUwU May 31, 2022

MEN

POWER: BITCOIN 666777 ETC ETC

POWER: PRAYER ©️
POWER: 2022: JESUS RAPTURE DEATH

POWER: 2026: THE HOLY BIBLE 50 ©️
POWER: FUTURE PRESIDENTS, FUTURE DOCTORS, FUTURE PREACHERS: FOUR PRESIDENTS, FOUR DOCTORS, FOUR PREACHERS 2022 ©️
POWER: HUSBAND 35 ©️
POWER: SATIVA & LIFE ©️
POWER: DOCTOR 1993 ©️
POWER: PRESIDENT 2026 ©️
POWER: VOODOO 35 ©️
POWER: GOD ©️
POWER: VIAGRA ©️
POWER: SUGAR DADDY ©️
POWER: LOT$ OF MONEY
POWER: LAW OF ATTRACTION ©️
POWER: DIGNITY
POWER: PERFECT VANITY
POWER: THE LAW

POWER: PERFECTION

POWER: JOY
POWER: LOVE
POWER: LIFE
POWER: HAPPINESS

POWER: WISDOM

POWER: KNOWLEDGE

POWER: DISCIPLINE

POWER: INTELLIGENCE

POWER: SCIENCE

POWER: WORLD STUDIES

POWER: EDUCATION

POWER: HEALTH
POWER: BRILLIANCE

POWER: PERFECT PRIDE

POWER: PERFECT MIND

POWER: PERFECT SPIRIT
POWER: PERFECT SOUL

THE END.

I once was a man who did everything right. My mind was right, my soul was God, my Spirit was perfect, my path was perfect, my life went well. I had more power than you. The world was mine. The world is mine. Success is mine. The future is mine. Men, meditate, educate, nurture.

by sxarliiit July 30, 2022

cod men

call of duty men

“if cod men were real i would take them all at once”
“two hands two holes one mouth”

by königs left testicle August 20, 2023

Men

Not boys, men. The gentlemen, the soft, deep hearted people. Don’t hurt them, they just want to make you feel happy. They will love you so well. Itll be your best relationship with them. If you have a friend thats a man, a gentlemen, dont loose that friend because he will be the sweetest and the funniest person ever. I love gentlemen and i think there should be more of them. Opening doors for you, buying flowers unexpectedly for you, random compliments, texts first, being non-sexual, not calling girls bitches, being careful with you, gentlemen. How i love gentlemen.

Girl: Ugh im tired of these boys. Where are the real men??
Man: I can treat you right. I promise. <3 💐

by Mamazzzz April 16, 2023

Men Disorder

When men dont have a sexual attraction to you/ liking you/ having a crush on you.

i have a Men Disorder

by LucifersBitch April 30, 2020

The men

A group of homosexual guys that all go to men meetings together to have a circle jerk but they don’t tell anyone that is not part of the men group. It is almost like a secret club no one knows about.

Are you going to the men meeting tonight? I hear most of the men are going. Remember what happens in the men stays in the men

by Acton-man July 18, 2020