sex machine

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.

"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

maching

A maximum rate of speed, usually associated with skiing or biking -usually on the edge of control.

Yo Mango! did you catch Psycho and Jumbo maching straight down the gut of Lefty's Bowl?

by Broheimian Bradley March 9, 2008

assrape machine

a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.

how did you get those stitches on you Kumar?!oh, the assrape machine got me

by timthehomosexualwomenlover August 8, 2010

rage against the machine

A band formed in 1991 who helped create the rock/rap genre along with Faith No More and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

See also THE GREATEST BAND EVER

Hey Joe, you know what rocks?

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, SLUT.

by FreePablo January 5, 2004

sex machine

To be very sexy.

"Hey Sex Machine" (There is an implied lust involved)

by Katie Loveland a.k.a The Joy of Making Love April 17, 2003

mathilda

mathilda is a reallly really wonderful girl who lovesss justin bieber alot alot <3 she is generally really excellent
a perfect word to describe mathilda is mint
pronounced: ma-til-da (the H is just thrown in for a little bitta individuality and brilliance) ;)

woah, justin bieber is sooo mathilda

by lurbinlyf November 23, 2010

reverse atm machine

gas pump; concept of money being sucked up as quickly as it can be dispensed. -some have suggested putting more atms in gas stations, right at the pump!!

my fucking chariot is HUNGRY AGAIN!!. i just LEFT the reverse atm machine!!

i'm going to have to ditch this land yacht, i'm doing too much camping at the reverse atm machine!!

by michael foolsley March 30, 2011