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American level

A phrase used to describe the intelligence possessed by residents of the U.S., due to the obvious fact that Americans are whiny, stupid, gullible people who have the most inadequate heath care system on the planet, and also tend to "go all Tourettes Guy" on the most insignificant of situations. Boy, how fucked up are those douches?!

NOTE: This phrase should/does not apply to legal, illegal, or semi-illegal immigrants, as America is not their official birthplace...and if it is, well then, we bid you good luck with your otherwise shitty life!!!
Time to apply some 'American level' decision-making!
by Comedy on Wheels December 5, 2010
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Multi Level Up

when you gain more than one level from a single battle in an RPG
I just gained 3 levels from that one battle! I had a multi level up!
by 50% Cat October 14, 2011
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High Level Hat Trick

The act of blowing a load in a woman's anus then vagina and then mouth in 3 separate times in a 24hour period.
" yo I scored a High Level Hat Trick on my sexy gf today. And she took it like a champ she's definantly a keeper."
by SJD October 24, 2012
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crayon level

Understanding a concept or idea on a small child's level.
My understanding of global politics is on a total crayon level.
by TangerineGRL13 February 27, 2013
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seventh level upgrade

when a huMan being needs to upgrade to the next level of life, job, career, relationsHip or consciousness.

Can be used sarcastically to those you wish to wake up or to someone you want to see achieve greatness.
Ex 1: Johnny is so caught up on telling everyone else to "move on" and "let it go" that he doesn't see he's the one stuck in the past; serious seventh level upgrade needed.

Ex 2: Sweetheart, I think it's time for a seventh level upgrade. You're boss doesn't appreciate you or your talent; it's time to move up the ladder and really affect change that will help people.
by sevenlevels November 30, 2013
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franchise level

Cut above the rest. Premium quality of girl thats on such a level you want to make copies of her. Such a babe that you can brand having her, like a franchise.
Girl so nasty she on franchise level

Chick is so gorgeous. A franchise level girl
by Themuthafuckajones January 16, 2014
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Nick Level Friend-Zoned

The ultimate friend zone level and one of no return, akin to level 100m on the Original Donkey Kong or level 256 on Pac-Man.

The party in question is often so far in they do not realize they are in the midst of the friend-zone status.
1) A guy gets sent a naked picture from a girl who asks him to "make sure she looks alright before she sends it to another guy". He assumes this to be a ruse, that she actually wants his dick. This assumption is false, he is in fact in the nick level friend-zone.

2) There are two guys and a girl drinking in town. Guy 1 thinks he will take the girl home at the end of the night and does not understand why Guy 2 is hanging around so late. This is made clear when it is Guy 2 who takes the girl home, Guy 1 is nick level friend-zoned.
by sharkacon April 25, 2014
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