knock knock jokes

Child play for quire little boys on a street corner excepting that they will turn into crackheads later on in life. Most of them have nothing to look forward to.

Come on Paul lets get some knock knock jokes up in dis joint.

by Obama leader of the Democrats December 16, 2014

knock my noggin

when your pissed off by someone not talking to you.

chloe you knock my noggin during entrepreneurship!

by seandon101 December 16, 2016

Kluck

Kluck - a moocher who uses money for drugs or alcohol.

The f'n kluck took half my sack, and fed me some bullsh't story. He said he was rad, but truly was sad, and disproved promptly his story.'

by el klucko January 23, 2017

penney knocker

someone who sucks off people with red hair

i heard that guy is a penney knocker

by knob poo May 8, 2009

Ring Knocker

Pronunciation: \ˈriŋ ˈnä-kər\
Function: noun
Date: 21st Century

: young male that fancies, pleasures, and/or promotes the sexual gratification of married, older women commonly referred to as "cougars" : the doer of dirty deeds to dilettante dames : a weekday afternoon tennis pro : a successful divorce attorney : a pool boy entrepreneur : intelligent, efficient, and industrious young student burdened by debt : a "plan B" kind of a guy : a "plan Z" kind of guy : participant in awesomeness

That Ring Knocker my professor is dating, was a creative and hardworking student of hers.

by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

fart knocker

1.)someone who doesnt leave you alone and annoys you.
2.)something you say when you hurt yourself, or forgot something.

1.)"GOD! You fart knocker! Leave me alone!"
2.)"Ah fart knocker!"

by cody's girl July 20, 2008

Jew Knocker

A man who knocks out jews and then rapes them

"Wow, Jew knocker is fun as hell when you take them in the alley"

by SteriodsMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!! October 4, 2009