Mexican Jordans 

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.

"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

Mexican Jordans by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020

Jordan 

Jordan Jord-an noun.
1- A piece of shit that almost looks human. One can normally determine the difference between the Jordan and other humans by the distinctive shit markings found on the skin, and the shitty smell sourounding the creature.
2- Slang, an inuslt in which someone has been caught doing something especially desperate.
3- Verb, To do something with a large degree of shityness.

1. Wow, you look like a jordan... fuckin gross
2. "You dickhead! You stole from the christmas hamper! You're a ****ing Jordan!
3. To Jordan.

Jordan by SEAN-A-LAWN.co December 10, 2008

Jordan 

Total creepers
Often likes to stalk girls they find attractive
May be intrested in a bevy of sports
Socially awkward liars yet sometimes appealing
Often dresses in an eccentric manner
Does not know when to stop
Definatly does not know when to stop texting/calling

OMFG what the fuck is he doing in front of my house?

Girl, Jordan got a thang for you no doubt

Ugh...you think thats why he wont stop texting?

Jordan by hahalaughinginyourface May 8, 2009

jordan peterson 

silly boy him

jordan peterson bad

jordan peterson by joshiscool455 April 27, 2022

Jordan 

Usually gay and a regular homosexual. usually resides in and around suburban areas such as Peachtree City.

A Jordan owns a cracked-out dog usually of the brown variety

A Jordan is ALWAYS a bad driver - do not ride with a Jordan at all costs

A Jordan also has major ADHD and can really piss you the fuck off

Look at that faggot crashed on the side of the road, must be a Jordan

Jordan by Hunter58 February 22, 2008

jordan 

a young person (usually male) who aspires to become a police officer, because they have no common sense what-so-ever. Also see poser, douche, fag, fatass, pube-head, fetus, pig, bacon, pork, ham, fuzz, dumbass, idiot, dumb fuckin roomate.

Someone who thinks the lord of the rings is a true story may be a "jordan"

Man #1: Did you see the lord of the rings?
Man #2: yea that was a great movie
Man #1: yea totally historically accurate
Man #2: no its not you fucking jordan.

jordan by Jordan Fetus April 5, 2008

Jordan 

another word for a chode becuase he has a extremly small dick

"dude thank god im not like jordan"

Jordan by Rhana June 13, 2008