The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
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A very powerful and attractive being who wonders the universe at all times. He's considered to be the suns son, also known for transforming and becoming the answers and prayers to all our questions.
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