Jonas

Jonas is in love with chips and he will do everything for chips

Oh he eat a lot of chips
That is not a lot cause he is a jonas

by Viggoboii November 5, 2019

Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.

Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"

by Blackflys December 14, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.

Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!

by Gabri December 21, 2019

Jonas

The cutest angel baby you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of humor and is really kind. He is very artistic but doesn't think so himself. He really is a great friend. He'll always have your back! In conclusion, Jonas is really great, you should get one yourself!
Funfact he leaves a bit of glitter everywhere he goes.

Be like Jonas

by Alinaaaa December 22, 2019

Jonah

You know that white guy ya him

That's Jonah

by Jaatoff January 31, 2020

Jonáš

Is a dink with a girlfriend who doesn’t like him back.

Wow he’s a Jonáš

by Ubbuf March 5, 2020

Jona

Why even?

Me: Hey Jona!
Jona: Periodt sis
Me: What?
Jona: HI SISTERS

by ThisSiteIsWeird March 14, 2020