jacksonville arkansas

A place where you can't buy alcohol at all but every gas station sells pre-blown meth pipes and pot bongs right over the counter.

"Jacksonville Arkansas walmart is always filled with at least 20 to 40 tweakers at all times after hours"

by rhymenocerous420 February 28, 2009

jackson mississippi

A dope ass city where everyone blows dro, and poes muddy. Where the roads are shit and the girls don't spit. No seal no deal.

I was poin up in Jackson Mississippi where you know they got them seals on the act right.

by Mud man Tan December 15, 2013

Jackson

A man with a big cock

" woah look at that dudes penis"

"Yeah thats definitely a jackson"

by Cooldude2017 February 26, 2017

jacksonville

Ever watch the show "My Name is Earl"? Well, take all the characters, multiply them by 500,000, and you got Jacksonville: the most racist, backward, inbred city of cretins in America. A NASCAR lover's utopia of mullets, beerbellies, crooked cops (see the documentary "Murder on a Sunday Morning" to know I'm not lying), and people with unforking family trees.

Jacksonville City Government is controlled by a Church/Cult/Hypocrisy center that keeps Jacksonville the badly dressed laughing stock of the other designer label Florida cities.

Full of fat chicks with supermodel attitudes. EVERY, and buddy, I mean E-V-E-R-Y girl over the age of 16 is an unwed mother. The favorite vacation spot for most inhabitants is jail. The general landscape resembles a half occupied strip mall filled with vagrants and no end in sight, but people who live there love to say that it's the hottest city in Florida (snicker).

KKK membership is mandatory to become a cop or city councilman. They have a beautiful new library that is always uncrowded, surprise, surprise.

In summary, Jacksonville, Florida is the only city that a Category 5 hurricane would actually improve.

Jacksonville, FL is a whole city populated by "Earl's" brother.

by T The Scribe May 23, 2007

Lamar Jackson

A running back that plays on the Ravens NFL football team.

an example is "Lamar Jackson is a running back not a QB"

by JJnoped April 12, 2020

Jacksonville Jaguars

The absolute worst football team in the NFL. The Jacksonville Jaguars are known for being choke artists and their games are often watched just as forms of comical entertainment.

I thought my high school football team was bad, then I watched a Jacksonville Jaguars football game. Wow they are are terrible!

by Thedudedabides December 2, 2015

Jackson

Another name for a US Twenty Dollar Bill; US cash demonination featuring President Andrew Jackson - equivalent to twenty Washingtons or four Lincolns.

Hey... stop at that ATM. I need a Jackson or few.

by Alix Tetreault December 28, 2005