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jelly roll pimp

a man who advocates he's a pimp: but really ony has one obese girl with bad credit...aka chunky chili bowl pimp
You aint a pimp, your chili bowl ho has cankles...you a jelly roll pimp
by gingatoast February 10, 2007
mugGet the jelly roll pimpmug.

peanut butter and jelly

When a man takes a laxative and then poops diarrhea into a womans vagina while she is on her period, and then has sex with her.
Man -Hey, Im gonna peanut butter and jelly you.
Woman -Cool
by Daeric May 9, 2008
mugGet the peanut butter and jellymug.

Ice Cold Jelly

An Ice Cold Jelly is an ice cold coconut from which you drink the coconut milk. When we were in Jamaica our cab driver was so nice that she actually drove us to an Ice Cold Jelly stand and bought us an Ice Cold Jelly with her own money, just so we could truly experience Jamaica, mon. A couple of straws and we were drinking straight from the nut. Truly heavenly, twas!
by The Steel Pan Man June 24, 2009
mugGet the Ice Cold Jellymug.

Blue jelly bean

A blue jelly bean is like blue balls but for a woman
Yo Ky I’m so horny rn I swear I got a blue jelly bean
by Your girl calls me daddy October 31, 2019
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Jelly Rings

Usually a ring going around your stomach which is often referred to as a jelly ring.
After my jog, i noticed i was starting to form Jelly Rings
by quad78934 May 11, 2011
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Rexemous Petrolium Jelly

A name involving 3 parts....The first is the name rex, like T-rex. The second is the english sounding part "emous" making rexemous. The third part is the name of a brand like petrolium jelly..........Now say it with me. Rexemous Petroliun Jelly.
My cats name is Rexemous Petrolium Jelly!
by anonymous May 7, 2005
mugGet the Rexemous Petrolium Jellymug.

smuggling jelly beans

Erect nipples clearly visible through clothing.
Either it's really cold in here, or she's smuggling jelly beans.
by Mangy Coyote April 21, 2006
mugGet the smuggling jelly beansmug.

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