jason

A teen boy scout who has $100000 in popcorn sales

Jason sold all of his popcorn to a diabetic 99 year old women in price chopper

by Pee-Pee Dirty Dan May 8, 2019

Jason shaw

Typically a dirty nonce who has a small willy and he sticks it in his main ting then his side ting Denise

Mad how he’s a Jason Shaw

by Munob May 13, 2019

Jason

a small man who has gay sex in a Walmart bathroom

I just saw a Jason in the school bathroom! So weird!

by ronnypaulino May 17, 2019

Jason

Hes a fake lil bitch with no friends lol. hes ugly af and is kinda a bitch

Hey youre such a jason

by iphone 911 May 31, 2019

Jason

Is a very rowdy kid that is very short standing around 5'2 and has a 0.8 mm penis. But is amazing at irrelevant sports and overall is a very nice guy but he can get very obnoxious when around him for too long. Also, he tends to get violent when made fun of but he doesn't realize he's getting violent. He's intellectual in math but retarded in every other subject. He knows nothing about woman or men but he's dated before. He is also a MEGA WEEB especially when it comes to Naruto and Tokyo Ghoul. Love you, Jason,

Jason: I LOVVEEE ITACHIIIIIII
Everyone else: Jason, Shut the fuck up

by Benron Thamochoung June 3, 2019

Jason

Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.

1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.

by Uscjason March 30, 2019

JasonSharma

JasonSharma is a a type of rare hindu breed that tends to be very homosexual and also is very nalak. Jason Sharma will never graduate basic High school and only spends time playing FORT with the other homosexual bois

WOW! JasonSharma is a nalak

by notosama343 April 23, 2019