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Jackson is obese and his dick is hairy and likes to send dick pics to children And the BIGGEST SIMP to ever exist and when it comes to video games he is the BIGGEST Virgin ever so yea
Omg he looks gay his name must be Jackson
by Jacksonlickshisdog420 September 18, 2020
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Jackson

sexsy sexy guy with 10000000000 inch dick hes a sex GOD and does 10000000000 girls at a time!
girl1= is thats sexy guy jackson
girl2= ya we fucked last night
by Joetstrash November 27, 2020
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Jackson Whewell

Jackson Whewell is a boy that likes making history and opening doors for people and it posh
Jackson Whewell likes opening the door and watching the pupils rush in
by Saltyboi6969 April 21, 2021
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Jackson's Hole Wyoming

Where Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg go to have secret sex parties with Israeli billionaires
Going to Jackson's Hole Wyoming this weekend for a top secret bang a thon with the rich white tech gurus and Kanye West this weekend
by D Flawless August 23, 2021
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Lewis Jackson

(a) 16th Century psychologist who came up with the idea that all creatures (including humans) will naturally ingratiate themselves with those who provide for their base needs, even when this results in dramatic learned behaviours.

(b) One who enjoys subltly or sardonically mocking others, normally those in a superior positon.
That new temp is a real Lewis Jackson
by Jimmy Bbbb September 22, 2006
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Distraction Jackson

Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.
I failed my exam becuase that fuckin Distraction Jackson wouldnt stop talking!
by windadam April 17, 2009
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Brady Jackson

(adj) - to not realize an automobile window is closed whilst attempting to litter through said window, and hits self in face with deflected trash.
please, visualize it...

...go into my head, come back out and tell me its not funny. i dare you.

Brady jackson fails at littering
by lftrpllr September 15, 2009
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