jack smellingston

one of the many names Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' "Sanders Sides" gave Virgil (anxiety)

look up the word "JOKE" Jack Smellingston

by panicing!pansexual January 9, 2019

ash jacked

Fucked up beyond recognition; gassed; full tank bitch!

That bitch so high she ash jacked.

by OZlificent June 18, 2020

Jack Greenland

Jack Greenland is a very sexy and hot man with golden locks of hair and a jawline so defined you can see it from miles away. He is also really cute and is overflowing with charisma.

"Is that Jack Greenland?"
"What? That hot sexy man beast who is also incredibly handsome and charming? Of course."

by Not Jack Greenland February 10, 2021

rack-jack

to steal one's date, escort, etc.
origin: tv show "How I Met Your Mother"

I can't believe he rack-jacked my date!

by smoocharoo October 3, 2006

Community Jack

The act of gathering with friends to jackoff. Used heavily by athletic teams to release stress before big games.

Jim: Hey bud, you going to the locker room for the community jack?

Jesse: Yeah I am bud, it feels so good.

by iplayhockey January 13, 2009

Don't jack that

Don't bring it up

Nigga don't jack that dead ass

by Gio_x33 June 17, 2016

Jack Herrer

Very high quality marijuana named for its legendary grower that has won many a Cannabis Cup.

Any real smoker would take a dime bag of Jack Herrer over a fucking kilo of schwag.

by Nick D February 5, 2004