hair island

the floating tuft of hair surrounded by a sea of bare skin on a bald man's head.

Look at Mr. Ed over there with the hair island." "I know man. When that's all the hair you got left, you gotta just shave that shit off.

by jcangy September 10, 2010

mercer island

a very beautiful island in the middle of lake washington. it is about 13 miles in circumference and would happily coexist with its surrounding areas, bellevue, renton, seattle, etc. but we're not given the chance. although mercer island has a bunch of rich snobby ass kids. there are some who are very nice. i do not see any reasons for the hate to keep spreading, i don't see why mercer island and bellevue won't kiss and make up. both places have their ups and downs.

Mercer Island: beautiful island, hot girls, nice people, high social status, more hot girls, good swim team, decent basketball, good soccer.

Bellevue: lots of various malls that everyone loves, a much better football team, lots of nice and kind people,

by MIHS GRAD... some day April 3, 2009

islander

Prince Edward Islander. No one refers to them as 'islanders' except themselves. Anne of Green Gables has become a modern deity to these humble folk, all of whom either work in the tourism industry or grow potatos.

Islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. Words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pronounced improperly. They also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'.

To be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the Island are good people and make great companions. Though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of Eastern Canada.

Bob: How did that crazy islander manage to get to the mainland so quickly??
Ted: He likely took the Confederation Bridge. You know, that ridiculous waste of taxpayer dollars that's the only thing propping up the Island's economy besides Japanese tourists?

by el woodrow April 16, 2006

Long Island Dan

It's when you're hooking up with a chick and she puts EZ Mac in the microwave for 60 seconds. You then have 60 seconds to run to the nearest softball field and sit indian style in left field. You then have to sprint back to the apartment right as she is pulling out the EZ Mac and is about to say "I'm gonna eat this EZ Mac, and then I'm gonna have sex with insert name

Did you hook up with that chick last night? Yea man, she gave me the Long Island Dan, almost pulled my hamstring running all the way back from left field.

by wildabeast in the butt May 4, 2009

grand island

A small island full of rich adults that spoil their children with material items and money. The kids then go spend the money on drugs and alcohol. A grand place to live!

Guy 1:Hey want to go to a party on Grand Island?
Guy 2: Sure we need to go buy new clothes at Locust first
Guy 1: and make sure we have enough money to buy coke!

by Grand Island resident September 22, 2006

Royal Hawaiian Islands

Instead of the standard Hawaiian Islands, Royal Hawaiian Islands refers to the act of having doggie-style anal sex in a raw dawg fashion and withdrawing just before orgasm in order to paint the Islands on her back.

I told Sally I just wanted to rub it between her butt cheeks a bit, but when she let me slip inside her A-hole, it totally made me give her a full dose of the Royal Hawaiian Islands all over her back.

by The Royal Hawaiian August 6, 2011

staten island

where all the guys think they are italian and really they aren't...... quido guys.... girls are stuck up.....boys are punks..... everyone is a partier....

that kid who just came to ur school in jersey from staten island, he is so wanna be quido

by the bittch from jerseyy September 25, 2007