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Iron Man

This ancient technique takes place while self masturbating, only in men. It consists in redirecting your own cum with your hand at 90 degrees, when having an orgasm.

Only true skillful men can use It.

Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.
- Dude, that man just pulled off an Iron Man standing in front of the Subway when arriving at the station. Everyone inside the train got their part and started the applause!
by Master Jagger July 12, 2021
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Iron Cherry

A game in which a group of female friends time how fast it takes to swap tampons. The slowest one then has to suck the blood off of the most recent tampon used.
Stacy, Rebecca, and I have been playing iron cherry for a year, but I lose every month!
by Crab(s) man June 29, 2022
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old iron bridge

1.) A group of men who have sex with instruments and ejaculate on stages.
2.) A firm grip on a womans breast
3.) Large dicked Men
"She was riding me and put a Old Iron Bridge on her."
by Big ChuK October 15, 2014
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Iron horse

A brand new car that has a high amount of horsepower
Hey wanna check out my iron horse? I bought this beast yesterday
by Fat cat bro March 29, 2025
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Post-Ironic-Neo-Chudism

2017 reincarnated in a dose modern Chudist Ideology
John loves the Barbie Hitler-Aryan-Hyperborean-ken edit, he is a heavy believer in Post-Ironic-Neo-Chudism.
by Wrante July 29, 2023
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ironic insomnia

When you don't chronically suffer from insomnia yourself, but are in a relationship with someone who does, and the nights you suffer from insomnia are the nights your partner is asleep at a reasonable hour.
"My ironic insomnia happened 3 times this week grrrr"
by 5tephani3 July 26, 2014
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Iron Twix

When oral sex is performed on someone with a penis and the giver of oral sex bites down into the penis while the sex is performed.
"Jesus dude that looks painful, what happened?"

"He gave me an Iron Twix and it hurts like hell."
by skevwo February 26, 2021
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