Glass

that one thing all good guys in movies have to kick before their 'FBI OPEN UP' scenes

Kenny: alright be real quiet they're right being this wall they don't know we're here so if we jus-
Me: *kicks glass*
Kenny: you lil shit

by budgetsheep February 16, 2019

Chinese safety glasses

The act of squinting your eyes to reduce potential injury instead of wearing proper eye protection.

"Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"

"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"

by Stone Boner September 3, 2018

Glass dick

When your ice Pony is unavailable and won't return your phone call.

I lost the glass dick,how we gonna smoke

by Tincanman1983 June 9, 2018

W5 GLASSES WIPES

u use the piece of shit to clean ur glasos m8t

Guy 1: Look at this!
Guy with glasses: wait i need to clean my glasses with those W5 GLASSES WIPES

by This Username is mine September 5, 2017

Glass jaw

A jaw that can't take the smallest punch otherwise it would break, hence the name glass jaw because it breaks easily.

Bro I knocked him out in 10 seconds! That dudes got a glass jaw.

by Shmomp September 26, 2017

Glass Vadge

A woman who puts things made of glass up her vagina for masturbatory purposes or otherwise. When the glass breaks, she blames the dog for leaving glass in her bed, which adheres to her labia, prompting her to tell everyone about the glass in her vagina, which the dog did, not her.

Glass Vadge is blaming the dog for the glass in her vadge again.

by Samantha Norris October 15, 2017

eye glasses

When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses

Woah I heard Sydney got a nice pair of eye glasses last night Sydney

by Mikev646 March 24, 2017