irish taco

When a man folds his penis in two and shoves it in a girls vagina.

Dude I gave Susan an irish taco!

by ballsinyoass December 22, 2010

irish face

The standard expression of any irish person, said to resemble a face being told two very important pieces of information at once. In one ear, someone says "You've just won a 100 million dollars.." and in the other you hear "But you only have 3 minutes to live.." resulting in a very surprised look, tortured yet optimistic.

"Jim went home with a smoking hot transexual last night, imagine the irish face on him!"

by crarl June 12, 2008

Irishizing

Irishizing is the very special process when a non alcoholic beverage is converted in to an alcoholic beverage. For example when you take a cup of coffee and put whiskey in in the coffee. It is still not an Irish coffee because it doesn't contain cream or sugar. It is simply an irishized coffee. The opposite of irishizing is virginizing (a Bloody Mary becomes a Virgin Mary). The word irishizing was created in Odense, Denmark the 28 th of august 2010 by a local Dane called Mads.

"I have been irishizing my coffee". "To make the evening more pleasent, they resorted to irishizing" The verb irishizing can also be used for explaining that you have been drinking a lot of beverages containing alcohol, "I did a lot of irishizing yesterday". It can also be used as an adjective, irishize. "My coffee is irishized".

by Peter15 January 4, 2011

Irish Fade

When you leave a party/bar/etc. without telling your friends, typically because you're afraid they won't let you leave. It's kind of a "better to ask for forgiveness than for permission" kind of thing.

"Sorry for the Irish fade late night. I went to get gum, and it just felt really right to just keep going. Bad friend, I know."

by glaugh April 2, 2013

irish eyes blowjob

It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.

One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!

by Judy Shiblumi June 16, 2017

Irish Water

Whiskey

If only Irish water ran from the tap.

by richard gear April 27, 2009

Irish Cock

When the condom is a size to small and becomes so tight it cuts off circulation to the cock and the cock turns green

dude, last night when I was fucking becky I had to wear a condom that was a size to small because, the gas station ran out and she asked me why I had an Irish Cock

by therealjohnsmith2 February 20, 2009