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Unresolved History

The nightly, weekly, monthly relationship/situationship drama series that airs in syndication inside your brain after a break up. A furtive preoccupation for closure when there is none. The unsolved mystery of the relationship breakdown.
My “Uresolved History”of finding out the viagra that gave him the stroke was taken the day after he had sex with you leads to obsessive social media searches for validation and closure

Does Donna want to go out tonight? No, she’s stalking her exes Facebook trying to sort out their unresolved history.
by Sassiety of Foxes June 24, 2021
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tudor history

the best history. a totally different world. I could research Tudor history for the rest of my life.
guy: i love Tudor history

guy2:it is really good
by LadyElizabeth April 15, 2022
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American History X'd

Getting raped because your race mixer. Referring to the shower scene in the movie "American History X".
Dude 1: "Wow, you hear Jared got American History X'd in prison?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."
by Jerry Batsford July 29, 2022
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Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole
by eleanormarx November 26, 2022
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Worldwide History

WORLDWIDE goes a long way back the first person who joined Worldwide was "CHARLES MARTINS" he is no longer in Worldwide tho so it has to go to Enoch.. To Sammy Worldwide might have started as a failure but now it is one of the best groups... Worldwide might have gone through some ups and downs but Worldwide can never die
by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
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Based History Month

Proper N.- “Based History Month”

-Alt-Right Holiday

Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.
“Chill with the liberal cringe shit it’s Based History Month now faggot.”
by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 6, 2023
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Will History Month

Omg its Will History month, lets run death cult
by eZekeIel March 29, 2023
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