The Hitler Theorem

The Hitler Theorem is in relation to how a stimulus affects you negatively day by day more than Adolf Hitler does. If something affects you worse than Adolf Hitler, then The Hitler Theorem can prove objectively that the stimulus is worse than Adolf Hitler.

"I'm tired of all this work my teacher is assigning me! It annoys me more than Adolf Hitler does, therefore according to The Hitler Theorem this homework is worse than Adolf Hitler!"

by Theoremist November 22, 2023

hitlerness

Someones likeness to hitler

His hitlerness is increasing

by SexCrazedSamurai May 11, 2016

hitler

my idol

hey thats hitler
oh hes my idol

by monkeynutter34 June 14, 2023

Hitler

Anyone who opposes you in any way, shape or form

HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE WAIVING VOTER ID LAWS? BLACK PEOPLE CAN’T GET IDS! HITLER!

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

The Hitler

To insert your penis into a vagina or anus whilst also inserting one testicle. Refer to The Albert Hall which is very similar to The Hitler but with the addition of the second testicle inserted also.

I did The Hitler on that bird last night round the back of the bike sheds.

by thenosy1 April 23, 2025

Hitler cum

hitlers cum -mace crawshaw

“Hitler cum is delicious”

by Man344 February 3, 2025

hitler

my third best friend following behind satan and the grim reaper.

i love hitler

by furrystabber May 10, 2023