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Canada's History

Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.
The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.
by Alexial February 6, 2010
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Worldwide History

WORLDWIDE goes a long way back the first person who joined Worldwide was "CHARLES MARTINS" he is no longer in Worldwide tho so it has to go to Enoch.. To Sammy Worldwide might have started as a failure but now it is one of the best groups... Worldwide might have gone through some ups and downs but Worldwide can never die
by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
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Canada's History

"Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"
all those "alien abductions" reported in Canada, they're really Canada's History going down.
by Colbert's Buddy February 4, 2010
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history of a country

Discovery in 2018 of stone tools and fossils of butchered animal remains in Rizal, Kalinga has pushed back evidence of early hominins in the country to as early as 709,000 years.1 Some archeological evidence was found that humans lived in the archipelago 67,000 years ago, with the "Callao Man" of Cagayan and the Angono Petroglyphs in Rizal suggesting the presence of human settlement before the arrival of the Negritos and Austronesian speaking people.2212223 Continued excavations in Callao Cave however led to 12 bones from three hominin individuals being identified as a new species named Homo luzonensis.3 For modern humans, the Tabon remains are the still oldest known at about 47,000 years.4

history of a country (not finished)
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tudor history

the best history. a totally different world. I could research Tudor history for the rest of my life.
guy: i love Tudor history

guy2:it is really good
by LadyElizabeth April 15, 2022
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Canada's History

A descriptive term for unimpressive male sexual performance.
As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."
by MechaStewart February 4, 2010
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American History

Code for curb stomping someone, usually among White Supremacists directed at black people. Referencing American History X.
Hey, teach that nigger a lesson in American History.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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