by juan neago June 12, 2005
Get the dirty hairy mug.A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.
HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!
by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008
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Get the Mike who cheese hairy mug.The act of dipping bloody swollen hemorroidal tissue into a sexual partners mouth.
similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"
similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"
Last night was just dreamy, Randy gave me my first Bloody Hairy and it was more than I ever imagined it would be, better than a Hot Carl and Cleveland Steamer combined!
by Filthyrichie March 28, 2013
Get the Bloody Hairy mug.When I got naked in gym class, the other girls looked in horror at my blood-stained pubic hair. It was a Bloody Hairy for sure.
by Illumicunti February 12, 2018
Get the Bloody Hairy mug.Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.
Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.
Ex):
Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”
Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”
Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”
Ex):
Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”
Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”
Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”
by Shley May 29, 2019
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