Gravy

Anything of value that needs protection from outside influence.

1) I wish all these fools would stay outta my friggin gravy son! 2) The Taliban called and said for the U.S. to get the hell outta their gravy.

by GravyBoy July 12, 2015

smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018

baby gravy

when you shoot you load in her mouth and she hates it

I know how much she hates taking my baby gravy

by castnblast June 27, 2024

gravy rape

Raping your cellmate when he has diarrhea from bad prison food.

Cellmate 1: Did you hear what happened to Whitey last night?
Cellmate 2: Yeah, I heard Bubba tapped that.
Cellmate 1: Motherfuckin' Whitey ate some meatloaf and it turned into a gravy rape.

by georgeh12 March 4, 2015

Mattress Gravy

mattress gravy (n):
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.

"Fuck man, I feel so ashamed. I just made some mattress gravy last night."

by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017

Buttcheek gravy

When a girls poop and period blood mix together.

I would never have sex with Jessica she’s got that buttcheek gravy.

by Choppy Tom February 22, 2021

Involuntary Gravy

When you accidentally nut into your own mouth.

I was giving myself the stranger and ended up with involuntary gravy when I couldn't aim my junk.

by jhowtheone April 19, 2020