Glasses

some ugly things you put on your eyes to see better

Person 1: dude im blind as shit

Person 2: well use some fucking glasses ya crab apple

by crabapple67 October 26, 2025

Bottom out a shot glass

This means that a man's penis is so small that if inserted into a shot glass it would not touch the bottom of it.

Steve's cock is so small he could not even bottom out a shot glass!

by BarryBod October 25, 2023

boob glasses

A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught

Dude, check out those Norks!!

I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.

That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

Eriks glasses

Eriks glasses is when a man named Mel puts all of his pubic hair into a womans vajayjay. The woman then continues to pee all of the pubic hair and pee into the mans mouth.

"Person 1: Hey why was the whole floor wet last night?"
"Person 2: I gave Mel Eriks glasses."
"Person 1: That's sick!!"

by ZittyXY March 12, 2024

Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!

Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.

by Jerry’s kids January 25, 2022

Tall Glass of Bathwater

A tall glass of water, refers to a person who at first glance is a refreshing change of pace. Bathwater a.k.a “ i would drink her/his bathwater”, is resevered for someone who is so sexy you would drink their bathwater... put the two together.

A sexy confident white chick built like and ebony brick house walks in. “Damn! She is a tall glass of bathwater!

by Dr. Yovas March 13, 2019

glass

To use a shattered beer bottle, or any other form of broken glassware, to assault another person with the intent of cutting them.

"If this twerp keeps trying to defend Trump and his cronies, I'll glass him."
"But you haven't finished your beer yet!"
"See if I give a shit."

by BeerBeezy January 9, 2021