ladies first

An unwritten rule that dictates that the wishes of a gir's or woman's female friends supercede that of the male.

Female #1: My boyfriend is a gangbanger and wants me to be Bonnie to his Clyde.
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!

by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006

First World Problems

A more politically correct term for a "White Whine." However, both terms remain misleading: White Whines/First World Problems are not exclusive to whites or those in the First World, and there are many whites and people in the First World who do not suffer from being over-privileged.

Person 1: I wanna call this guy out on a white whine, but I don't want to be offensive.

Person 2: Why not say he's got First World Problems?

Person 1: Don't you mean Developed World Problems?

Person 3: whitewhine.com

by meta_antioch2 March 5, 2011

Family First

A right-wing conservative christian political party in Australia. They are open about forcing christianity onto every citizen, and expect everyone to obey jesus christ.

They are quite open in their bigotry and homophobia, refusing to align with homosexuals at all, and vote according to what their god tells them to, despite the fact Australia has a freddom of religion clause in the constitution.

Guy: Hey, I'm a gay man who likes to think for myself and believe in science.
Family First: Sinner! You sinner! You're going to hell! But first we'll make sure you have no rights, blashpemer! Heathen! You'll burn on earth before you burn in hell! How dare you no believe in my jesus! Who do you think you are having your own beliefs?! How dare you expect to believe what you want! You don't have that right and we'll force jesus on you!!!

by Jacksonville June 30, 2006

Frust

Frustrating dust. The line of dust that you just can't manage to sweep into the dust pan.

Man, I hate frust. It just wont get into that dust pan.

by Bailey Schaff November 26, 2006

farsty

when someone is just so incredibly ugly, they are fucking nasty or narsty.

that guy is so farsty he should wear a bag over his head.

by mary December 2, 2004

I fuck on the first date

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.

I told her "I fuck on the first date"

by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009

first gulp

very first moments after just being born

"knew from your first gulp you was my savin grace. yo momma got my love for poppin you out but jeez you're my lucky star"

by +Fizza+ December 28, 2005