French Victories

The Common misprint of the phrase 'French Losses.'

Teacher: You are to do a report on French Victories.
Student: Don't you mean French Losses?
Teacher: Yes, all the same.

by Chewy the bacca July 20, 2004

french taco

a vagina that doesn't like Americans. usually with fangs

i met this wicked hot chick but she had a french taco, like mariah carey

by jackass13579 April 23, 2010

french bagel

The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum.

Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.

by Mac Louis September 10, 2007

felch

V. The act of sucking semen from an anus, typically another male's, and then either swallowing it, or kissing your partner and planting it in their mouths.

Dude, I really wanna felch. Get over here!

by Felcher March 13, 2005

alex french

A current tik tok star who got fame from being positive and goofy. The new hype girl seen as precious and innocent who actually has the mental capacity and personality of a golden retriever. Charli was a better hype girl

Hey, have you heard of that new tik tok girl Alex French?
Yeah, she’s so cute

by Urmomgay4 December 1, 2019

french frie

A French frie is when you jerk off and cum on a table or hard substance. You then smear it into a half dolor sized circle and put some asiago cheese on it. Next you melt it with a blowdrier and slurp it up

Dude I had such a good French frie for lunch

" what do u want for dinner honey"-mom
" can papa make us some French fries"-daughter

"Sure thing my sweat boy" -mom

by The OG savage March 28, 2016

felch

to lick out the cum you have just injected into someone's anus. Usually performed by gay men.

Rob took it upon himself to felch his gay lover.

by sp00ky May 13, 2004