A dick suffering from intense erectile dysfunction. Some examples of people that are prone to this are, your father, your grandad, and that one asshole that snorts other peoples jizz behind the local library.
Person 1: Dude, this girl was giving me the best mouth game ever but my dick couldn't stay hard.
Person 2: Well that's what happens when you have a fucking bitchy dick.
Person 2: Well that's what happens when you have a fucking bitchy dick.
by Nigazitzit April 6, 2017
Get the bitchy dickmug. This term is used when you are clapping somebody's cheeks in a match of Fortnite or in just everyday life.
by The TANK 15 November 26, 2018
Get the Womp Dickmug. by Stevie Arrington October 6, 2016
Get the Spooky Dickmug. by Mattyice March 8, 2015
Get the porch dickmug. -noun; name for marble composition book found in the lair of the Seabury. The book contains intricately drawn out men's penises in various positions. Not to be confused with the Ghostbusters lunchbox concept of the movie "Superbad", the Dick Bible was discovered around 2001, 6 years before the introduction of "Superbad". The original copy's whereabouts are shrouded in great mystery, though a reproduction was commissioned in 2005 based upon eyewitness accounts of the original.
"What should we call this marble composition book filled with drawings of cocks?" "I think Dick Bible would be suitable"
by PAN!!!!!!!!!!!! March 4, 2009
Get the Dick Biblemug. by AVGNfan May 31, 2009
Get the diddly dickmug. (noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 8, 2015
Get the porch dickmug.