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Fake Person

A person who says they bang but doesn't know any other stack/gang sign than their gang & who usually try's to make them selves seem "better than you" by being on you're dick all the time, A person who usually brags & has to include themselves in & every conversation/situation & makes it apart of their "life" & who has an explanation/excuse for why they failed or lied or just for anything.
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Example 1
Person 1- Have you ever been to a rave ?
Person 2 - Yeh (Not done with answer)
Fake Person - (Fake person interrupts) PSHHH! I ALLWAYS GO TO RAVES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!
Person 1 - So why aren't you there now?
Fake Person - Because i don't like raves! duh!
Person 1 - So why do you go to them?
Fake Person - Because...gangsters don't go to raves!
Person 1 - So why did you say "you go every Friday night"?
Fake Person - (Quiet) & Smiles

Example 2
Person 1 - Eh dawg does that fool bang blue?
Person 2 - Yeah fool he was here ye (Not done talking)
Fake Person - (Interrupts) NO HE DONT! I WOULD KNOW I BANG BLUE B.N.C.! Throws up B.N.C.
*Conversation killed by the fake person*

Example 3
Person 1 - Hey lets go play guitar hero dawg
Person 2 - Ok fool but you'll whoop my ass though lol
Person 1 - I know fool! lol
Fake Person - (Talking to person 2) YOU SUCK AT GUITAR HERO!
Person 2 - I know but its still fun
Fake Person - SO WHY DO YOU PLAY IF YOU SUCK!!?
Person 1 & 2 walk away to go play guitar hero
Fake Person - IDK WHY YOU PLAY IF YOU SUCK !(Follows Person 1 & 2)
Fake Person by Cesar Nava July 3, 2010
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fake skate

Somone who appears to be a 'skater boy' but in reality has never actually skateboarded more than moving on the board. They often are weak, stupid, and unpopular people with acne who want girls to like them, but instead make them hate them more.
That guy Jake, he is one fake skate.
fake skate by Vivec May 7, 2004

fake emo kids 

a person who pretends to be emo and says that they are delicate to fit in and pretend to cut themselves and label themselves as emo
I love being depressed and me and all my friends are depressed.Look at the fake emo kids
fake emo kids by Alexander Olivas November 1, 2007

fakeAwake 

when you're soooo tired; have lack of sleep and you have to act awake; motivated; energized.
She had to fakeawake her day ... since she only had 3 hours of sleep last night.

Aw, c'mon, stay out late tonight! You can fakeawake tomorrow!
fakeAwake by VGVGVG March 18, 2010

Fake nigga

Its when you put your trust in bro and they put they trust in u they lie act like a bitch and think they do shit better than u or they just a fucking hoeeeee.
Ayo Cortez you a fake nigga dead ass pussy nigga ong when see dont try no funny shit short ass nigga i hope all your hair fall out.

Fake Subs 

Fake Subs in kpop means "fake subtitles", meaning what it says they are "saying" isn't what they actually said. If it says fake subtitles, everything the person "says" in the subtitles are fan-made and not real.
Kpop Idol's words in fake subs (fake subtitles) : I'm a mafia leader!!
Kpop Idol's words in actual subs (correctly translated subtitles) : You're really tall!
Fake Subs by easydefinitions April 9, 2021

Fake news 

A technique used by dishonest journalists where they exaggerate, sensationalise, slant or cherry pick for the sake of making headlines or propagating a certain agenda (usually) without ever actually lying. Journalists also sometimes cut, rearrange or take out of context what has been said by a spokesperson, sometimes using questions to invoke the desired response. The BBC, NBC and CNN love fake news. It is their bread and butter.

Using this term for satirical or alternative news should be avoided as this can dilute its effectiveness in calling out real fake news. Although similar, fake news shouldn’t be confused with misinformation as that refers to the spread of unproven, unreliable or otherwise poorly researched information rather than the purpose driven distortion of facts that is fake news.
BBC fake news headline: Trump says inject Detol into your veins
Actual story: Trump suggests doctors look into the effect of sunlight and heat on viruses
Fake news by 1Head April 25, 2020