1. When facebook user logs on to facebook chat for a brief moment to see who is online and sends the message "sniped" to those who he or she would like to facebook snipe. Then he/she user logs off of facebook chat before said 'sniped' victim has time to respond "dodged".
1. "What have you been doing all day?" ~"Oh, just sitting here facebook sniping people."
2. I'd stay offline man, Josh will snipe you.
3. Shit, I just got sniped three times because I didn't log off!
2. I'd stay offline man, Josh will snipe you.
3. Shit, I just got sniped three times because I didn't log off!
by Hootimus September 7, 2010
Get the facebook snipingmug. Someone who: likes their own statuses, adds so many friends in one day that the account disables itself from adding more people, actually jacks off to other people's photos, tries to chat with you when your offline, has 10 statuses in one day, likes a page and then talks shit about it under the comments, likes Justin Beiber's page, thinks he's a smart ass and types in "1st to comment under pages comments, says their the 1st to comment and they actually aren't, comments "like" instead of actually liking the status, stalks other people's photos constantly, has had facebook for longer than a year and still doesn't have a profile picture, draws penises as their status, comments "add me" under pages comments, actually adds those people, has the notes box available and does not have any written down, only uses facebook for the games, actually sits their after updating their status and actually waits for someone to comment on it and then they comment back 5 seconds later, and thinks life is facebook
The Facebook Faggot actually jacked off to the midget's profile picture!!!
Interesting Fact: If facebook was a country, it would have the 3rd largest population
Interesting Fact: If facebook was a country, it would have the 3rd largest population
by Monster max December 17, 2010
Get the Facebook Faggotmug. the attention a person (male) gets when they post a picture on facebook that attracts many women to comment on, and possibly increase the chances that a woman will sleep with you
by zagsbh May 24, 2010
Get the facebook pussymug. by appa momo January 5, 2010
Get the facebook echomug. noun-
One who uses facebook to convert or attempt to convert others as a proselyte in one's own religious faith or one's own political party, or to espouse one's doctrine.; One who recruits for conversion (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.; a royal douchebag; Also, especially British, face⋅book pros⋅e⋅lyt⋅iz⋅er.
verb- "facebook proselytize"
One who uses facebook to convert or attempt to convert others as a proselyte in one's own religious faith or one's own political party, or to espouse one's doctrine.; One who recruits for conversion (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.; a royal douchebag; Also, especially British, face⋅book pros⋅e⋅lyt⋅iz⋅er.
verb- "facebook proselytize"
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Monday) "Hey all of you on my friends list... Healthcare reform is bad for our country! So much for global warming?!?!? The weather is fine! We are one step closer to overturning Roe vs. Wade! Yadda, yadda, yadda..."
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Tuesday) "Ye must be born again!"
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Wednesday) "The governor is a scumbag for blah blah blah"
Someone sane on the facebook proselytizer's friend list- "Man, what a douche!?!? Let's see... where's that person... Ah hah! There they are." *clicks the x to remove the facebook proselytizer from friend list* "That's much better."
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Tuesday) "Ye must be born again!"
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Wednesday) "The governor is a scumbag for blah blah blah"
Someone sane on the facebook proselytizer's friend list- "Man, what a douche!?!? Let's see... where's that person... Ah hah! There they are." *clicks the x to remove the facebook proselytizer from friend list* "That's much better."
by TertiaryColors July 20, 2009
Get the facebook proselytizermug. When someone (usually a guy) won't talk to you to your face but they'll comment on your statuses/pictures, post on your wall, poke you, send you messages, "like" everything you do, and facebook chat you so much that your Facebook account exploes.
Instances of "facebook balls"
Hey, what's up? (wall post or facebook chat)
Hahahahaha (status/picture comment)
"Like"
Hey, what's up? (wall post or facebook chat)
Hahahahaha (status/picture comment)
"Like"
by youwillnevagethislalalalala December 6, 2009
Get the Facebook Ballsmug. An activity whereby someone goes through your facebook list and adds your friends based on your connections. This is also popular on LinkedIn and MySpace.
by Steve Guyer October 30, 2007
Get the facebook moochingmug.