Face AIDS

A mythical female creature that roams the streets of Birmingham (UK) at night. Sightings are rare but if eye contact is made with 'it' the viewer is turned to stone

'look over there by the DJ booth.. Face Aids!'

by RedSole March 16, 2009

face pussy

A man's beard which is grown to extreme lengths and is unkempt in nature. Due to lack of proper beard maintenance, it develops an odor similar to a womans unwashed vaginal area.

You need to shave your face pussy, it's making the whole church smell!

by Poopship Destroyer July 16, 2009

face fuck

When I want to cum all over a chick's face and surprise the shit out of her. It's my go-to move. Usually this climax in the face fuck routine is on-purpose, for the guy's own enjoyment, ecstacy and pleasure. The bitch wants to secrete her shit all night (she gets pissed off...I don't care). It's awesome. Involves multitude of assurances that my nut won't bust until SHE is good and ready, and I keep her informed. NOT! Too bad for face x. She's disappointed, and she loves it. I squirted my load all over her entire body and face. SHE needed to wash up. WORD!

Don't worry, baby, you know how long I last. Oh god yes! This'll be the shiznut. I won't let you down. I never do. You can swallow or spit I don't care.

Bitch Xl HUH?

OOOOOPS! Too bad yo, I'm gonna squirt it all over you RIGHT NOW, and you're gonna love it! FUCK YES! All over you. YOU'RE GETTING FACE FUCKED! BIACH. Oh man swallow that NOW.

by Matthew J.D. May 29, 2007

Face Palm

A Face Plant will usually occur when someone does something incredibly stupid...

Not to be confused with: Face Plant

Person one: OMG! I forgot how to spell 'random'!

Person two: Face Palm

by YellaCottonHat November 2, 2010

face punk

when one is humiliated, this is the expression that best ends the comment.

Yo' momma's got the fat ass. OHHHH FACE PUNK!

by Char'less December 9, 2003

face shield

the big ass stunna shades that girls wear. they cover up a large portion of the girls face just like a mask on a football helmet. can be a very sneaky way of hiding old age and uglyness.

dam did you see the face shield on that girl? i thought she was really hot until she took em off and i realized she was about sixty years old!

by brueseltusk December 20, 2006

face crammin'

When you are giving a blow job and the guy gets rough. See face fuck.

I gave that broad a good face crammin' last night.

by candycram March 4, 2008