fag hag

A woman who enjoys the company of gay men. They can often be mistaken for a married couple... because simply spending that much time together they gain a friendship which is very close to a married relationship. Because like a married relationship they love eachother, while they can't stand eachother, and there is no sex.

Hag: "OMG! You are such a mean bitch! You have no feelings!"
Fag: "Oh really... well you are an over-emotional whiny bitch!"
Hag: "God I hate you!"
Fag: "Fine if you feel that way... I get the diamonds... you can keep the kids!"
Hag: "Ummm... we're not married... we are too broke to have diamonds... and there are no kids!"
Fag: "Oh yeah... sorry... felt like I was married for a moment."
Hag: "It's okay..."
Fag: "You want to go scoop out some hot boys?"
Hag: "Sure."
Fag: "You know I love ya fag hag! And you can't deny you love your fag!"
Hag: "No I can't! Love you too!"

Actual fight with my fag... I'm a self admitted fag hag... and well... I love it!!

by Dani Girl Fag Hag January 10, 2006

Fag Hag

A woman who keeps the company of mainly gay men, and puts their needs above her own and anyone she is currently dating. This type of woman also though will deny it wants to secretly sleep with their GBFF (Gay Best Friend Forever). Also the relationship between her and her "fag" boarders on the creepy almost too close for comfort side.

For more information on Fag Hags see "The Object of My Affection."

by m.r. darcy March 12, 2009

fag hag

(n.) One who follows a homosexual guy for lack of own social life or out of extreme love. A hag is an exclusively heterosexual woman, often a young teenage girl, who is attached to her "fag" to the point of making frequent phone calls, excessive texting, nights out in gay bars, clubbing, shopping trips, spa trips, trips abroad, and sometimes even getting a joint mortgage. The hag has the ultimate power to veto dates, grade outfits, disillusion insecurities of her "fag". The relationship between a hag and her "fag" is sacred, characterised by extraordinary protectiveness.

Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".

Julie is out shopping with Jamie; what a fag hag!

by Sasha Henke February 17, 2006

Fag Hawk

A person who is secretly gay that won't come out of the closet and constantly puts their hair in a spike like mohawk hair style

Stephanie:Hey you see Tom?

Katlyn:Oh yea couldn't miss him with his fag hawk

by Katieboo7 January 28, 2009

Fag Flag

1. The mental warning (red flag) you get when detecting a homosexual vibe upon first meeting someone

2. The traditional rainbow-colored flag representative of the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered community.

(1) Guy #1:"Dude, when I first met Dave, I saw an immediate Fag Flag."

Guy #2: "Totally, he was just radiating gayness."

(2) Dave: "Oh yeah, let's go there, there's a Fag Flag in the window, I bet we can meet hotties there!"

by phroot March 4, 2009

fag lover

A fag lover is THE most type of annoying girl. They are usually smokin hot and only go out with complete fags. They never go out with you or any of the homies so don't even try.

You: Aye bro, you know that brittany girl?

John: yea why?

You: Shes fuckin finee.

John: Don't even try bro shes a fag lover.

by evannnnn May 17, 2010

fag dyke

A butch lesbian who shows a pronounced preference for other butch women.

Most probably coined because such a relationship defies the woefully myopic & grossly uninformed but no less typical "which one's the man?" question, and produces a couple that bears a resemblance, in straight eyes, to a gay male couple.

Sure, I like a little butch-on-butch action now and then, but I wouldn't say I'm a Fag Dyke.

by Honor March 14, 2005