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Fake tight 

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.
John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.
Fake tight by HRM SMK April 3, 2008
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Fake it Rain 

Giving the appearance of being rich by throwing $20 in $1's at or near a dancer at a strip club!
Guy 1: All I can afford is a drink or a lapdance before last call

Guy 2: Just Fake it Rain and let's dip
Fake it Rain by Bobafet7 June 16, 2008

Fake Shifting

When a male pretends to drive a car with manual transmission when they don't have one (usually to impress females).

This usually involves switching to neutral at a stop so they roll backwards slightly before they drive away, or driving with their right hand on their shifter.
Man, that guy was fake shifting that car and it doesn't even come in manual! What a tool!!
Fake Shifting by leaaron October 9, 2008

fake sunday 

a fake sunday is any day of the week that feels like a sunday.
a bank holiday on a monday feels like a sunday - that is why it is called a fake sunday.
fake sunday by MarshaMellow February 26, 2011

fake-tipping 

The act of tipping waiter/waitress with a fake 20 and a maxed out Quiznos card
Me and my friends went fake-tipping at the diner.
fake-tipping by duhduhduh6 February 9, 2012

Fake phone call

An easy way to get out of an unwelcome or otherwise uncomfortable conversation.
I don't want to keep hearing about your fucking "two finger la-la with that skank" anymore... "I Gotta go, I've got a fake phone call."
Fake phone call by giantkahuna December 15, 2012