doublestream

A doublestream is a rather common, but unfortunate phenomenon that occurs when a male urinates, where they experience a sudden double flow of urine in two streams, each of which are pointed 45-60 degrees away from the intended target.

I had to clean the bathroom after I had a rather uncontrollable doublestream this morning.

by TheGreatSkape November 5, 2020

doublespeak

From George Orwell's 1984. The guy was 20 years out, but other than that fairly accurate... It's the ability to hold two separated and completely contradictory statements in your head and believe that both are true

Dubya: "We are bringing democracy to Iraq" (while bringing a dictatorship to the US via the "Patroit" act, Florida elections etc etc etc).

by Sloan Squared June 11, 2004

doublestrokes

When a girl grabs a penis and jerks it with both hands.

Michelle is so hot when she doublestrokes me.

by MBstyle January 24, 2019

doublesexual

A doublesexual is a person who does not care what sex his partner will be. The main thing is that there should be two partners, provided that they are aware of this.

— Marat, having a relationship with two girls is not normal.
— Yes, so don't infringe me because of my doublesexuality.

by RussianGenius November 21, 2021

Mike's Doubleshot

When a man ejaculates his semen into another man's urethra, the recipient then ejaculates their combined load to make the Mike's Doubleshot.

"Man, a Mike's Doubleshot in the morning keeps me going all day long."

by Mike Warner September 23, 2008

doubles partners

A gay couple.

Person 1: Do you ever notice how wierd Scott and Chet are aroud each other?

Person 2: Yea, everyone at the office thinks they might be doubles partners.

by slamjackson.com July 17, 2010

cottage doubles

When a girl has her period AND a yeast infection.

"Last night I ate four different cottage doubles. Dude it was tasty!"

by hc2995 April 11, 2009