by Boceefus June 18, 2021
A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.
Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.
Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.
Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.
by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021
Someone with exceeding limited mental facilities and almost zero retainable linguistic skills. An extreme lack of motor vehicle operations.
by Damn It Joe May 28, 2018
An obnoxious term used for someone with a bad attitude or mood also used to say that someone is grumpy or has a bad disposition.
by Dopiemaster1.7 April 24, 2019
Video game challenging players to shoot dildi into the vagina of a sloppily dancing marionette lady.
by Wes Rupp da Muppet June 24, 2016
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
by PeterPoot69 June 27, 2017