Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.
Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!
by Boceefus June 18, 2021
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Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.
Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.
by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021
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Dildo Wonderbush

Someone with exceeding limited mental facilities and almost zero retainable linguistic skills. An extreme lack of motor vehicle operations.
This dildo wonderbush is doing 45 in a 65 speed zone!
by Damn It Joe May 28, 2018
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Negative dildo

An obnoxious term used for someone with a bad attitude or mood also used to say that someone is grumpy or has a bad disposition.
E.g

She is always mad. Must be that negative dildo up her backside.
by Dopiemaster1.7 April 24, 2019
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Dildo Tank

Video game challenging players to shoot dildi into the vagina of a sloppily dancing marionette lady.
Hey Wade, let's go play some Dildo Tank!
by Wes Rupp da Muppet June 24, 2016
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juicy dildo

a stinky mango that hasn’t been left in the fridge for months
my mom is brutally addicted to juicy dildo's!
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
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kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.
by PeterPoot69 June 27, 2017
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