depressed thought disorder

A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to

John has Depressed Thought Disorder , so we should help him

by ImAFluidSexual April 1, 2021

Depresso Yoda

Just your average yoda man. 50+ years old. failed all staff apps. has deep voice yet still baby. can not use force. travels the world and takes photos of scenery and food. plays a bot who looks like his distant relative. mostly known as "yoda"

"Yoda's a simp" - Beth
"You shouldn't be talking" - Depresso Yoda

by Depresso Yoda April 11, 2021

Depresian

depression an 8 year old is faking for attention.

8 yo: ⟟ have a bad case of depresian
me: yeah right.

by princess_harry April 19, 2021

Depression

Something my ex wife gave me

Guy1: “Hey man I’ve been diagnosed with depression, can you help?”
Guy2: “man that must be tough, try not being sad”

by DepressedSingleDad May 16, 2021

depresso.uwu

god.

“hey are you religious?”
“yeah I believe in god.”
“Which god?”
“depresso.uwu”

by depresso.uwu worshipper June 28, 2021

Depression Confession

When you confess to anyone you’re depressed.

“Hey dude, what were you gonna tell me?” “I’m depressed” “Nani..is that a..Depression Confession?!?!”

by pearl<3 October 29, 2021

Depression

What I have.

"Hey wanna go to the store with me?"
"No my depression is kinda kicking in."

by I'm gonna cry September 24, 2021