Depression

Teenagers

14 yr old: oh I’m sad I must have depression 😭
all of society: no

by BWOBBBBBLEWEE JATT March 10, 2020

depression

something middle school girls pretend they have

Sally, age 11: im so depressed

Lily, age 12: I have depression because buzzfeed said

by crunchy elbows May 18, 2020

Depression

The big sad

Kid: Wat is depression?
Man: Something you will experience when you're teen boi.... Try not to commit die...

by SupAsiaCoolie October 4, 2020

Depression hurts

Yes it does

Depression hurts

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 23, 2021

depression

You. Go play minecraft with one of the dream smp people

You have depression man, go play minecraft

by lardlover22 February 4, 2021

Dempression

Feelings of severe depression and oppression caused by Democrats being in office.

"The general national mood can only be described as one of prolonged dempression"
"On January 20, 2021 over 74,216,154 Americans were diagnosed with dempression"
"The Republicans are trying to stay several steps ahead of gloom, despair, deep dark dempression, and excessive misery"

by Dempression November 5, 2021

EB Depression

The feeling you have when you eat too much delicious Eagles Boys pizza.

Person A: "Oh ma gut hurts, tooo much pizza."

Person B: "Oh snap bitch, that's the Eb depression."

by Will_Willski June 25, 2009