John- I own a million purple ribbed condoms. They are in original packaging and are of Russian origin.
James: Stop being a David Gest.
James: Stop being a David Gest.
by .Lottie. October 19, 2008
Get the David Gestmug. An early 20th century novelist who was the first to quote the phrase "We need more tanks!" during one of the final confrontations of world war 2
by Steven Draper May 2, 2006
Get the david goydermug. Damiano David is the hottest man on this motherfucking earth and he can run me over with his car and i'll apologise...also the french song sucked three 12.45 inch blue dicks and he did not do drugs you FUCKING TWO FACED OOMPA LOOMPA BODY ASS BITCH EMPTY ASS BONNET LIAR!!!
by måneskinsbitch. October 28, 2021
Get the Damiano Davidmug. David Wang - Asian party animal, main stomping ground Bangers. Doesn't slay girls but he is a legend.
Famous quote "I Like Jerk Off Everyday!"
Famous quote "I Like Jerk Off Everyday!"
by Pledge 1 October 15, 2017
Get the david wangmug. 
1. An English television antiques expert, well known for his unatural orange-brown tan and catchphrases such as "Cheep as chips" and "Bobby Dazzler". Often refered to as "The Duke".
2. Verb, To spead your partners arse-cheeks apart and rub your face in their un-wiped ring piece. The shit smeared across your face will give you a "tan" similar to that of the Duke himself.
2. Verb, To spead your partners arse-cheeks apart and rub your face in their un-wiped ring piece. The shit smeared across your face will give you a "tan" similar to that of the Duke himself.
David Dickinson: This really old piece of want is a real bobby dazzler!
Your face looks/ smell funny, you been for a David Dickinson
Your face looks/ smell funny, you been for a David Dickinson
by needs4crying December 12, 2010
Get the David Dickinsonmug. "She has been obsessing over shiny spandex clothes and Ziggy Stardust. Methinks she is in a David Wowie state of mind."
by chitsb January 9, 2009
Get the David Wowiemug.