covid clap

Having sex over a video call or a video

I covid clapped to skibidi toilet on Youtube

by CthulusCousin May 7, 2024

Covid-19

The crap thats going around and making dumb Karens buy all the frikin' toilet paper and old people crap 'em selves and the idiots who take a quarter of the bloody shopping center because were going in QuArAnTiNe

Guy: Holy shit Covid-19 is back and the karens are back!
Guy 2: Oh shit Karen Is back in town my- lads

Karen: ExCuSe mE ! i NeEd ThE lAsT tOilEt PaPeR rOlL fOr My DaUgHtEr FeLiShA.

by Covid-19KaReN July 27, 2020

COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

covid starter

dog eating chinks

Hey! There's a covid starter!

by big dicked nigga April 13, 2025

Covid DJ

A person with no musical talent or taste who was bored during Covid and learned how to DJ from YouTube.

I have zero musical training but that didn’t stop me from becoming a Covid DJ

by Watacanga May 15, 2025

COVID Bomb

When someone in a crowded room gets a text and announces they tested positive.

We were together with friends for a Christmas Party and my neighbor dropped a COVID Bomb on everyone.

by rpcgal December 18, 2021

Covid lollipop

To solve covid by having the world infect themselves with covid via licking hypothetical lollipop contaminated with covid

We licked the covid lollipop, with the hope of going out without a mask or social distancing .

I'd rather lick the covid lollipop, then take the vaccine.

by Gocian March 7, 2021