A fortune cookie that instead of a fortune has advice. These "Advice Cookies" make obvious statements about things you can do to improve everyday life however missing the point that they are supposed to tell you a fortune hence the name FORTUNE COOKIE. These Advice Cookies are most likely found at a local Panda Express or other Chinese restaurant. Some even sub for language tutors by teaching you how to say words in Chinese.
ex1: Yo I just hit up panda and got what I thought was a fortune cookie only to be disappointed when it told me to clean my room. That ain't a fortune cookie that's an ADVICE COOKIE!!
ex2: homie1: what u doin man?
homie 2: fixin my car G
homie1: but there ain't nothin wrong with it
homie2: My ADVICE COOKIE told me it's time to change my air filter so that's what imma do!
ex2: homie1: what u doin man?
homie 2: fixin my car G
homie1: but there ain't nothin wrong with it
homie2: My ADVICE COOKIE told me it's time to change my air filter so that's what imma do!
by refri3dnoodle May 22, 2009
Get the Advice Cookiemug. A game you play when you are high on weed or LSD involving a dark room or staircase, a flashlight, and a group consisting of you and your friends. When the flashlight is turned on, the person who wishes to hold it first must trace it on the walls and/or ceiling. He/she must keep the beam of light, (which should always be shaped like a circle), moving in a circular motion. The flashlight is passed to everyone in the group. The object of the game is for someone to classify the circle of light as a magic cookie. Hopefully, if the game is played right, more than one person will say, "Hey! That looks like a freakin' magic cookie!"
Hent! The name of the game! The winner(s) can win anything the group decides on. One last thing! They must be high when they decide the prize!
Hent! The name of the game! The winner(s) can win anything the group decides on. One last thing! They must be high when they decide the prize!
We got so high on the herb and acid that we decided to play magic cookies last night. Me and my BF won, so our prize was some more free weed!
by peachpie88 August 30, 2011
Get the magic cookiesmug. by DogeThaDog July 19, 2016
Get the sugar the cookiemug. First one gives their girl a boob job, then you spread your cum all over her. Next you ger some sugar cookies and break them up on to her chest and watch a homless lesbien eat the white cookie off your girl's chest.
by cookiefucker January 13, 2008
Get the White Cookiemug. The act of giving a girl cookie cake so that she will do anything in the world (ie: make out with other girls or maybe if you are lucky have sex with you or someone else)
Note: Cookie cake is a highly reactive substance and even the mention of the word can cause sexual arousment. So use in moderation or you may mind yourself in a highly arousing situation with no way out (It is not as good as it sounds)
Note: Cookie cake is a highly reactive substance and even the mention of the word can cause sexual arousment. So use in moderation or you may mind yourself in a highly arousing situation with no way out (It is not as good as it sounds)
Dude, I gave this girl last night some cookie cake and she totally cookie caked me!
Who do I have to cookie cake in order to get a martini in here?
Who do I have to cookie cake in order to get a martini in here?
by Hal Emmerich December 30, 2007
Get the To Cookie Cakemug. Cookie Cum is the cumgasm that a guy deposits on a cookie when he's playing "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with his jack-off buddies.
I played "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with some of my buds Saturday night -- I lost so they fed me the Cookie Cum!
by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021
Get the Cookie Cummug. by Jessie+Koren December 17, 2007
Get the slut cookiemug.