by jpsowl December 13, 2012
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A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
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Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
by aimme dudevant July 4, 2012
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Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?
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by lawnman7 July 18, 2012
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by tallgirl11_2 July 10, 2011
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Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*
Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.
Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
*Jim leaves*
Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.
Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
by Beatle Bundy August 15, 2011
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-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.
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Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "
by love-hate-masturbate August 18, 2011
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